Difference between revisions of "Xmas"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Line 10: | Line 10: | ||
In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "'''Xmas'''", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by [[Santabot]]. | In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "'''Xmas'''", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by [[Santabot]]. | ||
The witnesses to the birth of [[Religion#Zombie_Jesus|Zombie Jesus]] are [[Mom]], two wise [[ | The witnesses to the birth of [[Religion#Zombie_Jesus|Zombie Jesus]] are [[Mom]], two wise [[Omicronians]], a woman in chains (Possibly a refrence to marley's ghost in Christmas carol) and a man in a speedo and a top hat. | ||
==Additional Info== | ==Additional Info== |
Revision as of 19:42, 9 July 2008
Xmas | |
---|---|
Type | Holiday |
Celebrated when | 25 December |
Celebrated where | Earth |
First appearance | "Xmas Story" (2ACV04) |
In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "Xmas", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by Santabot.
The witnesses to the birth of Zombie Jesus are Mom, two wise Omicronians, a woman in chains (Possibly a refrence to marley's ghost in Christmas carol) and a man in a speedo and a top hat.