The 30% Iron Chef
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Morbo: Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!!!
Leela: It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to have my tongue removed?
Hobo: We're going nearly the speed of light so, uh, roll when you land.
Bender: That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook, and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
Martha Stewart's Head: I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing!
Bender: Master Spargle, if you can hear me up there in that ditch where I left you, this is for you!
Fry: I don't mean to offend Bender, but this food actually tastes better as vomit